Article I The Organization
Section 1. The Name
Section 2. Smoke and Fog: A Deliberately Unclear Declaration of Ideology
Article I, The Foundation, Ideology and Mission
Article I, Section 1. The Name
Founded October 15, 2005, in Springfield Missouri at 500 W. Division St, the organization shall be known as The Preservation Society...
Article II, Organizational Bylaws
Article II, Section 1. The Laws
The laws of The Preservation Society shall consist of the contents of Article II of The Preservation Society Articles of Incorporation, which you are now reading...
Article III, Finances
Article III, Finances
In order for the good work of The Preservation Society to move forward, a sizable wealth must be accumulated...
Article IV, Insignia, Heraldry and Publications
Article IV, Insignia, Heraldry and Publications
The Preservation Society shall be known by the following oaths, utterances, insignia, and publications...
Article V, History: Conception
It’s common knowledge that all great organizations are formed out of necessity...
Article VI, History: Growing Pains
In his search for a means to conscript members from their previous anonymity our dear leader used various methods to varying degrees of success. Mostly not...
Article VII, History: Fruition
Having experimented with tasty treats, sexual appeal, and fear, our leadership was grasping at straws for a way to increase our numbers...
Article VIII, History: Dissolution and the Lost Years
It is with a heavy collective heart that The Preservation Society Board of Dictatorial Governance and all members in good standing are hereby released from all institutional duties and benefits...
Article VIII, Proclamation & Reformation
It is with a humble heart that we, The Preservation Society Board of Dictatorial Governance, unabashedly battering ram the self-imposed caution tape that has, for so long, barred access to our ranks...