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The Preservation Society exists to become the global leader in informing the public of the actions of the society.

Through our unrepentant self promotion we will lead the masses in the celebration of all things unknowable.

Certainty is our enemy.

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Certainty the Enemy
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Post No. 7 | In the Dark: An Adolescent Field Study
Sep 13

Sep 13 Post No. 7 | In the Dark: An Adolescent Field Study

The Preservation Society Board of Dictatorial Governance

For one week every year, my classmates and I were joyously carted out to various towns and villages throughout the country on a short-term exchange student program called Cultural Field Studies.

Post No. 6 | THE BEAUTIFUL HOUSE MASSACREE
May 14

May 14 Post No. 6 | THE BEAUTIFUL HOUSE MASSACREE

The Preservation Society Board of Dictatorial Governance

Dear Mr. or Ms. Yelp,

I’m writing to you regarding an eatery which the readers of your publication may frequent, and as such, I believe it important to regale my experience of late.

Post No. 5 | COME AND GET ME COPPER
Jan 5

Jan 5 Post No. 5 | COME AND GET ME COPPER

The Preservation Society Board of Dictatorial Governance

As the press-button bathroom lock supposedly secured the gas station bathroom door, my performance reached its crescendo. I clasp the doorknob and re-check it's lockedness...

Post No. 4 | LinkedOut
Feb 3

Feb 3 Post No. 4 | LinkedOut

The Preservation Society Board of Dictatorial Governance

The Preservation Society Board of Dictatorial Governance has sat quietly by as the mid-youths of our day have ever-so-bravely sat sipping their slow-bar coffees and denigrated the service known as LinkedIn...

Post No. 3 | UKRAINE TRAIN
Jun 18

Jun 18 Post No. 3 | UKRAINE TRAIN

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Blast his candy-loving hide. It looks as though I have lost my traveling companion at the last stop...

 

Post No. 2 | GORAN & DONCHO
Jun 17

Jun 17 Post No. 2 | GORAN & DONCHO

The Preservation Society Board of Dictatorial Governance

The last smear of espresso slides onto my tongue and the only solace I will find is at the bottom of another of the same. “Uste edno kafe,” I ask the waitress...

Post No. 1 | A YELLOW SUIT IN TWO PARTS
Apr 20

Apr 20 Post No. 1 | A YELLOW SUIT IN TWO PARTS

The Preservation Society Board of Dictatorial Governance

As a September baby, I joined the ranks of youngsters inducted into the American public school system at the unripened age of five...

 

There’s more where these came from on Instagram.

“The voice of the sea, it is like a shout, a shout big and strong, screaming and screaming. And the thing it was screaming was: ‘You... with shit instead of brains... life is immense... can you understand that? Immense.’” &mda
Could I interest you in the Crisis du Jour?
 

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