The Preservation Society Demerits

In order to maintain our distinctive walk down the razor's edge of uncertainty, The Preservation Society has reluctantly embraced our punitive nature. The Preservation Society Board of Dictatorial Governance takes no pleasure in doling out swift and just punishment but our rocky past has taught us that if we must, we must. Though it pains us to do so, members will find a listing of the levels of infraction and their corresponding retributions below. We trust our membership will find them fair and irrefutable. As retribution for your infraction please compose the corresponding poetic tidbit and post it on your social media of choice. Do be sure to tag The Preservation Society so we may acknowledge your repentance and return you to good standing.

Level I Minor Infraction

As penance for committing a Level I Minor Infraction the member will submit a written apology in the form of a poetic couplet detailing the circumstances of their offense and then publicly read said apology at the next Preservation Society conclave.

Level II Dereliction of Duty

As penance for a Level II Dereliction of Duty the member will produce a single tear and affix it to an acrostic poem detailing their infraction.

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